Reverse Blumpkin

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the male masturbates into a toilet while simultaneously excreting fecal matter on to the girl's face.

The girl would do anything to get her money back, so I performed a reverse blumpkin on her.

by argonaut7 December 15, 2008

Blumpkin

Verb or noun: The act of receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet; defecation during pleasure is optional.

Jack:"Why does Carl always go to the bathroom with Veronica, leaving with a smile on his face?"
John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore."

"Adam got a blumpkin from that skank."
"Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."

by KevinDeath January 4, 2008

blumpkin steam

A combination of the cleveland steamer and the blumpkin.
The blumpker, who is giving oral sex allows the blumpkee to stand over the blumpker and release both semen and feces onto their upper body.

I gave my concubine a blumpkin steam when she let me shit on her chest while suckin' me off.

by J.B August 9, 2006

Blumpkinate

when the blumpkinee(the person obtaining the blumpkin) has an uber supreme orgasm which causes him/her to produce waste out of the penis or vagina, this is very painful process and can cause a uernum and very rarely death.

He was blumpkinated last night.; He died from a blumpkinate.

by Mitchel Anstee August 3, 2010

blumpkin

the act of recieving a blow job whilst a taking a huge dump!

1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?"
Jordan:"Smokin the reefer"
Dego:"Silly Blumpkin"

2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"

by The Dego July 24, 2008

Blumpkin Pary

3 or more blumpkins all occuring at once in ajoining bathroom stalls.

Blumpking party in the school bathroom after school.

by DDP May 13, 2005

Blumpkin

When girl gives a guy a blowjob while he is sitting on the toilet.

Dave: she gave a great Blumpkin while i was taking a shit.

by Say What ? October 7, 2008