1 definition by KevinDeath
Verb or noun: The act of receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet; defecation during pleasure is optional.
Jack:"Why does Carl always go to the bathroom with Veronica, leaving with a smile on his face?"
John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore."
"Adam got a blumpkin from that skank."
"Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."
John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore."
"Adam got a blumpkin from that skank."
"Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."
by KevinDeath December 11, 2007