Royal Blumpkin

Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.

Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.

by Mr_Jones February 2, 2007

tossed blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.

Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

Pumpkin Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while on the shitter at Fleet Farm in Fleet Farm attire.

Brian: Rhonda will you give me a pumpkin blumpkin?
Rhonda: of course i will!

by eb99 July 11, 2009

Blumpkin

While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob.

"Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet! Can I come give you a blumpkin?!"

by D Lee052708 May 20, 2009

blumpkin

when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet

give me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce

by mitchey b April 10, 2008

Blumpkin

When you receive head while you are on the toilet taking shit.

Last night my bitch gave me a blumpkin.

by Gun-it_G-unit October 18, 2008

blumpkin 2.0

the process of getting your dick sucked by an obese black man at mcdonalds

tom: hey jake, I heard you ordered a blumpkin 2.0 at the drive thru at mccdonalds

jake: fuck you tom you fuckface

by Topher McTopherson April 10, 2010