boarding

planking but face up, laying flat on top of, across various objects face up

Jackson goes boarding across desks.

by beas1knees November 3, 2011

boarders

What avid skateboarders and snowboarders call themselves. (They do in the Anglosphere, anyway).

See also: sk8, skateboarders

"Snow Skate Girl magazine is for girls who want a little action, packed with interviews of professional and amateur boarders."

by Nupe January 20, 2004

Boarder Patrol

Default restrictions in place on message boards that keep users from accessing off-limits areas of the board.

"Balls. I tried to lurk the Members Only board without registering, but got shut down by the Boarder Patrol.

by Hikken October 4, 2007

Pizza charcuterie board

When you suck a mans penis and your mouth gets stretch marks because of the girth of the penis

Matt gave Dani a Pizza Charcuterie board last night and her mouth was super sore.

by Ihatedk69 August 8, 2017

Wrong Boarding

The act of being a poser on a longboard. Usually a hipster or a young teenage girl who act like there the shit because they have a longboard. basically any one who cant stop or can't ride a longboard, but deceives people into believing they are at a level at which they aren't even close.

Dude:Hey did you hear Jenny got a longboard
Bra:yea dude, but she's a total wrong boarder. I mean till she can prove her worth tackling the big hill.
Dude: yea she talks a big game. I bet she can't even brake
Bra: she sounds like such a wrong boarder
Dude:wrong boarding gives longboarding such a bad name.

by Steeve Mcfly May 12, 2014

fruit boarder

Someone who dosen't skate, but wears skating brands like adio and all those brands

He is such a fruit boarder. I mean, he wears the brands, but he dosen't skate. you can tell by his walk. He is such a poser.
(IN this case, you can also call this person a fruit boarder, because they are.

by Ditto39 March 31, 2004

on the board

The girl you've got your eyes on

Dude your ex is on the board

by Bigdick104729473984 March 19, 2017