Jack: Can I have an aple
Ben: Did you spell apple wrong
Jack: oops autocorrect man
Ben: How?? We’re talking in real life
Jack: *wipes forehead Ben: Bro don’t touch my forehead
Jack: Can I still have that aple
Ben: What the hell bro just spell APPLE
Jack: Just Relacts man
Ben: RELAX, this isn’t possible
The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.
Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.