pocket-fatigue

Pocket-Fatigue - The state of never being able to find anything you are carrying in a pocket due to wearing too many items of clothing with pockets. Someone who can not find the things they looking for are said to be suffering from Pocket-Fatigue. The suffering of Pocket-Fatigue generally increases during the winter months.

I cant find my money as I am suffering from Pocket-Fatigue.

by Phillip Grimshaw December 20, 2010

pocket bones

A fat cock.

Check out the pocket bones on that homeless guy over there.

by Spifk December 17, 2010

Pocket Mania

1.The act of having way to much shit in your pockets at any given time, which in turn leads to sporadic bouts of "Dude I think I lost that 50 piece I had!" especially when smoking crack with someone you really dont trust. Not that I trusted anyone Ive ever smoked crack with.

2.Having an over abundance of crack/heroin in your pockets and being stopped by the Police in most case could trigger a severe case of Super Mega Massive Pocket Mania as you frantically search for the pocket containing the stash before being violently ripped from your vehicle.

Yo nigga I was so jammed on diesel last night when I got pulled over I had the worst "pocket mania" tryna find the rest of my dope, then I remembered I stuff it in my man safe before I left the house

by The Infamous Sin May 2, 2011

pocket pilot

A pilot with a fit, trim build that you just want to put in your pocket and take home with you.

Oh good, I'm flying with my favorite pocket pilot today, he's so cute!

by brrrrrj October 23, 2013

Pocket-niggi

A small-ish black person, in the company of a bigger person of the same or different race.

"Why do they have little pocket-niggi's?"
" Al is my Pocket-niggi, he's over there."

by aphrodite3890 July 14, 2015

pocket download

(v.) to steal something

Hey man, I thought you didn't have enough money for that new game.

I don't, I just pocket downloaded it while the clerk wasn't looking.

by grundle bees September 2, 2016

Pocket goth

When a girl/boy who is very cute, small and wearing all black on a daily basis Is referred to as a goth. When one is very very petite and owned by someone, maybe be referred to as a "pocket goth" meaning they can fit in a pocket.

" look my little goth can fit in my pocket, my little pocket goth"

by Jellyfishgal September 9, 2016