muff bumper

A term to describe lesbians.

I saw two women holding hands as they walked down the street and thought, "they must be muff bumpers."

by Jooba Jooba November 3, 2019

rat muff

Rat muff means rat vagina.

A constant quest of male rats.

"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.

"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.

by scodder June 15, 2010

muff paddling

Inserting your fingers into a girl's vagina and moving them around swiftly, in a paddling motion.

"Dude, how far did you get with that girl last night? Did you go muff paddling?"

by Fratty Dan April 27, 2006

[Muff Assassins]

The hardest gang in the Jefferson City,MO area. They be fuckin them bitches so hard that they kill or "assassinate" the muff. This gang ain't nuttin to fuck with if you find yourself in Missouri. The Muff Assassins are a sect of the bloods and participate in various crimes and substance abuse activities.They in particularly enjoy Meth, Beating Women, Mini-Kegs, and Natural Light.

I was in JC and got jumped by the Muff Assassins while trying to buy some meth from them. They then proceeded to throw shit at me and tell me I had "Perty Lips."

by Butters - Muff Assassin March 14, 2009

Cherry-Muff-In

When you fuck a virgin and her CHERRY pops while you're IN her MUFF. Put 'em together and you got a Cherry-Muff-In!

Angelina: Whoa you just popped my cherry!
Brad: Cool! What a wonderful cherry-muff-in!

by jessii666 January 27, 2010

muff trimmer

one who trims a girls muff

that muff trimmer was a good job on me

by muff man November 4, 2003

muff slave

Unlike the normal lesbian give and take during cunnilingus, the muff slave is a female who just gives oral pleasure to her female companion and does not or will not recieve it. Often this is due to an inferiority complex of some sort or for fear that having a woman go down on her will make her realize she is a true lesbian and not just experimenting. FYI, this term also applies to men who constantly eat pussy but refuses to get a BJ in return or even seek to have the experience culminate in full on intercourse.

My partner Victoria is such a muff slave, she never lets me eat her out.

Jim is the biggest muff slave alive, he eats every pussy in front of him, but never gets any ass in return.

by KCruel February 27, 2007