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bite the cherry muffin 

To 'pop' a girls cherry/have her lose her virginity to you.
Ally: Dude, is your girlfriend coming to the party tonight?
Adam: Yeah, I think I might bite the cherry muffin tonight.
Ally: Awesome!... Shibbie!

cherry muffin pie 

The worlds greatest pie, yet to be made. The makers of the pie, Jamie and Calum have been planning it for years. It is filled with cherries, muffins and cherry muffins. It will soon be made and will be the worlds favorite pie.
What sort of pie you want Weebl?
I want Cherry Muffin Pie.
K
cherry muffin pie by Jink February 20, 2005

Chery Muffin 

The act of inserting the scrotum into the vaginal crease and thrusting hard enough to cause a queef.
Ryan harshly grunted after giving his girlfriend a chery muffin.
Chery Muffin by Chickeniza April 19, 2010