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Getting Jeffed

When you tell your bf about a hot encounter with another man and he sends you flowers or gifts in appreciation of sharing the hott story.
Getting Jeffed- Carrie totally got Jeffed with roses at work 30 mins after telling her bf about her amazing orgasms with Shawn last night .
by SunnieK October 1, 2016
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The Jeff and Wayne

Only dirty girls like the Jeff and Wayne.
by Dizzmo December 1, 2016
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pb&jeff

Let's watch pb&jeff.
by GnarlyGnelson420 November 30, 2017
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A Jeff Sessions

1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.

2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.

3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:

" I don't recall....."

" I don't remember...."

" I do not recollect...."

" I can't recall...."

" I forget...."

However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.

2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.

3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
by rumpel4skn January 25, 2018
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lake jeffers

A long sluggy mass of drug abuse used to be a their meat in homicidal situation
“Man my lake Jeffers itches”
How many Xanax do I take today? As many as “lake jeffers” could take in 60 seconds”
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Face jeffing

When one decides to royally ruin another's face with their penis
Hey little lady how's about a face jeffing
by Little lemon nipper May 31, 2018
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Vincent Jefferson

by Big 🅱️in September 4, 2018
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