Beer fetcher

Like a dog fetching a bone, a beer fetcher is someone who is used for the purpose of bring you beer after beer. See also Wifeslave.

When I get home in the evenings, I usually plop down in the recliner and cut on some King of The Hill, then holler for my beer fetcher to bring me some Busch Ice.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010

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Homosexual Necrophiliac Feltcher

The act of having a strange homosexual fetish for a corpse and also sucking it's semen left in it's penis after ejaculation.

"Dude did you hear about Frank?"
"No, what happened?"
"Turns out he is a Homosexual Necrophiliac Feltcher."
"Ewwie."

by Filthy Whorebag Assmumphs December 4, 2011

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miriam daiss fetchner

bitch, mean, rude, lesbian, whore

ur such a miriam diass fetchner!

by Lola February 28, 2005

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When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017

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fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.

I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!

by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019

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fetchstain

The light brown stain that forms in the area of the buttcrack in your tighty whities.. It forms throughout a day, of working outside during the hottest time of the year, it's the sweating, followed by a good bean dinner,that you ate the night before, that has played a part of this, by the greasy farts, have played the role like that of an aerosol can, that has left a light brown stain in your white undies . it's a "fetchstain"

Oh God look at Tom over there talking with all those people.. Wait. Where are they going? Look.. That person is throwing up..

Oh.. My.. Yep. He farted.. Yea. He's been complaining about his stomach hurting.. All day.. Bet he's gotta fetchstain...

by 6string shredder December 17, 2019

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