master baiter

A guy who knows where to get the best bait He may have a dealer for it

Oh look at john hes catching all of those Hes gotta be a master baiter

by Big mans machine June 4, 2023

Turtle-Baiter

The act of masturbating whilst your busting for a shit so bad it's "Turtle Necking" out of your asshole

"Mate, Gary said he had a Turtle-Baiter in bed last night and he got some on the sheets"

by Flabanaga Noongah July 14, 2024

cry-baiter

A cry-baiter is someone who baits another person to hurt them in order to cry to others or to authority figures that they were hurt.

Example: A cry-baiter violently attacks another group of people and when the previously attacked group exacts a painful revenge on the cry-baiter, the latter cries victim for someone to save them from the revenge attack.

There's a city-state in the middle east filled with cry-baiters constantly playing the victim despite their constant need to poke the bear.

by Big Dick-tionary November 17, 2023

Swedish baster

When you ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert your own sperm into your anus

Damn, kris fit all 16 units of the Swedish baster

by Swedish baster May 5, 2024

master baiter

A troll of extremely high skill who manages to either instigates or engages in flame wars or controversy on a ridiculous scale, especially while putting an either absurdly low or high amount of effort into the task.

Sarah: OMG! My instagram page has been banned, a riot happened at my party and we've been arrested all because Jeff commented on my post!

Sarah's lawyer: Yup, that sounds like something a true master baiter such as Jeff would do...

by Mr Squiggles March 4, 2024

The BARTERTOWN

The sexual act of renting a small person to sit on your shoulders as you do your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate any change in position or other sexual acts. Randomly the little person will ask “Who run BARTERTOWN?” which your partner must answer “Master Blaster” or suffer the consequences.

(Insert Name) took a hottie home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. She was not amused and tried to file charges.

by BellsBeach50 March 9, 2024

The BARTERTOWN

The sexual act of renting a little person to ride on your shoulders while you bang your female companion doggystyle. The little person will dictate position changes and sexual acts. They will also randomly ask, “Who run BARTERTOWN” and your companion must answer Master Blaster or suffer the consequences.

(Insert name) took her home from the bar and gave her The BARTERTOWN. Now they are up on charges.

by BellsBeach50 March 13, 2024