Anal Ghost Pedophile 

An extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole.

The anal ghost pedophile can be found in the southern areas of texas or jesusland.

Susy: "Why Can't johnny come out today?

Timmy: "He's recovering from the Anal Ghost Pedophile attack."

Anal Ghost Pedophile by albert johnston November 29, 2010

Anal Bead 

A Beaded string used for anal pleasure.

MY little whore of a neighbor used anal beads on his cat.

Anal Bead by Scat man October 4, 2003

Anal Adventure

To Have lots of bum sex,the practicing of anal sex

Have you had an "Anal Adventure" today ?

Anal Adventure by Mark February 23, 2004

anal tongue dart 

to stick ones tongue straight into anothers ass hole and back out quickly. not to be confused with licking the same hole known as a rim job

as I pulled the last love bead out of her ass I slipped her an anal tongue dart for good measure

anal tongue dart by themacal November 29, 2006

anal retentive 

One who is excessively insistent upon the smallest detail of something, usually through ignorance or taking things too literally.

"Here's an entry reccomended for deletion because it's not 'urban'. And here's an entry reccomended for delition because it's not written as if in a dictionary. I do think these anal-retentives are quite missing the point of Urban Dictionary."

anal retentive by Shanya Almafeta November 17, 2004

anal muffin 

During anal sex, a piece of fecal deposit is pulled out.

I was doing her so hard, I pulled out an anal muffin.

anal muffin by Big Ray April 2, 2005

anal mane

someome with a hairy arse crack, usually male

"check out my anal mane - it needs a right waxing"

anal mane by katpee July 14, 2006