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Definitions by themacal

thanks to those nigras and their hip hype style music, the shitty 80s music came to an end
nigras by themacal December 6, 2006

dank basement 

a dark ,moist,smelly, place.the ass hole. a spot where a tongue doesn't want to be
damn! I smell gummy butt. who's got the dank basement?
dank basement by themacal December 6, 2006

under penis 

the part of the dick shaft that bends into the body, under the ball bag
as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole
under penis by themacal December 3, 2006
I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized i was half hung like them
half hung by themacal December 3, 2006

balsa wood 

a soft wood fairly useless for anything but art and toys
my dad smashed his nuts as he fell through the stairs my mom built with balsa wood
balsa wood by themacal December 3, 2006

almost suck it 

I had a semi and the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softy she asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"
almost suck it by themacal December 3, 2006

penal shaft 

the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin
fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed
penal shaft by themacal November 29, 2006