balsa wood

a soft wood fairly useless for anything but art and toys

my dad smashed his nuts as he fell through the stairs my mom built with balsa wood

by themacal December 03, 2006

under penis

the part of the dick shaft that bends into the body, under the ball bag

as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole

by themacal December 03, 2006

almost suck it

an answer to the question "are you hard"?

I had a semi and the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softy she asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"

by themacal December 03, 2006

niggetry

all black actions that whites don't naturally do but try to learn and emulate

"yo all the hip hype music and niggetry at the club last night was off the hook son"

by themacal November 29, 2006

partial

an almost useless hard-on. the state of a dickbetween flaccid and proudly erect

the thong I had on was so tight it kept my dick folded inhalf, I never got a stiffy I was held to a partial the whole day.

by themacal November 29, 2006

nigras

more than one nigra

thanks to those nigras and their hip hype style music, the shitty 80s music came to an end

by themacal December 06, 2006

half a hard on

1) self explanatory- a half hard penis. 2)a dummy, a half wit, can't think clearly

1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.

by themacal November 29, 2006