11 definitions by themacal

half hung

I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized i was half hung like them

by themacal December 2, 2006

the part of the dick shaft that bends into the body, under the ball bag

as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole

by themacal December 2, 2006

an answer to the question "are you hard"?

I had a semi and the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softy she asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"

by themacal December 2, 2006

a soft wood fairly useless for anything but art and toys

my dad smashed his nuts as he fell through the stairs my mom built with balsa wood

by themacal December 2, 2006

all black actions that whites don't naturally do but try to learn and emulate

"yo all the hip hype music and niggetry at the club last night was off the hook son"

by themacal November 30, 2006

thanks to those nigras and their hip hype style music, the shitty 80s music came to an end

by themacal December 3, 2006

the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin

fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed

by themacal November 29, 2006