under penis

the part of the dick shaft that bends into the body, under the ball bag

as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole

by themacal December 02, 2006

half a hard on

1) self explanatory- a half hard penis. 2)a dummy, a half wit, can't think clearly

1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.

by themacal November 29, 2006

half hung

a penis smaller than average.

I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized i was half hung like them

by themacal December 02, 2006

dank basement

a dark ,moist,smelly, place.the ass hole. a spot where a tongue doesn't want to be

damn! I smell gummy butt. who's got the dank basement?

by themacal December 03, 2006

balsa wood

a soft wood fairly useless for anything but art and toys

my dad smashed his nuts as he fell through the stairs my mom built with balsa wood

by themacal December 02, 2006

penal shaft

the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin

fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed

by themacal November 29, 2006

almost suck it

an answer to the question "are you hard"?

I had a semi and the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softy she asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"

by themacal December 02, 2006