themacal's definitions

penal shaft

the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin

fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed

by themacal November 29, 2006

partial

an almost useless hard-on. the state of a dickbetween flaccid and proudly erect

the thong I had on was so tight it kept my dick folded inhalf, I never got a stiffy I was held to a partial the whole day.

by themacal November 29, 2006

half a hard on

1) self explanatory- a half hard penis. 2)a dummy, a half wit, can't think clearly

1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.

by themacal November 29, 2006

anal tongue dart

to stick ones tongue straight into anothers ass hole and back out quickly. not to be confused with licking the same hole known as a rim job

as I pulled the last love bead out of her ass I slipped her an anal tongue dart for good measure

by themacal November 29, 2006

niggetry

all black actions that whites don't naturally do but try to learn and emulate

"yo all the hip hype music and niggetry at the club last night was off the hook son"

by themacal November 29, 2006

under penis

the part of the dick shaft that bends into the body, under the ball bag

as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole

by themacal December 3, 2006

half hung

a penis smaller than average.

I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized i was half hung like them

by themacal December 3, 2006