as I lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under penis and around his dirty hole
by themacal December 02, 2006
1)I got so drunk I couldn't play "hot dogs and doughnuts"with my girl with a half a hard on. 2)that half a hard on is still paying into social security.
by themacal November 29, 2006
I thought my dick was common until I saw the cooks at the china buffet making special sauce and realized i was half hung like them
by themacal December 02, 2006
by themacal December 03, 2006
by themacal December 02, 2006
the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin
fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed
by themacal November 29, 2006
I had a semi and the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softy she asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"
by themacal December 02, 2006