Nutzen YerMouf 

Guy with nothing better to do than to make up Urban Dictionary words.

Pronounced: Noot-Zen Yair-Moof, even though it looks like "Nuts in Your Mouth"

I am nutzen yermouf.

Nutzen YerMouf by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

first year 

Apparently, the new politically correct way at several institutes of higher learning to refer to entities previously known as freshmen.

Steven: That red-headed freshman is so hot! I'm totally going to get that bitch drunk and bone her tomorrow night!
Greg: Really, Steven, I'm ashamed of your uncouth behavior -- the polite way of speaking about such an individual dictates that we use the term "first year."

first year by Thomas Sartorius May 8, 2008

Yesn't 

Yesn't is a contraction of "Yes" and "Not", effectively meaning "No".

Robert Funk posted an outdated definition of "Yesn't" in 2008, citing it as an ambiguous "yes" or "no", a maybe or perhaps. However the word has gained popularity in the past month, (as of 5/18/2018,) in addition to Non't.

A Change.org petition, "Change the word 'No' in the English language to 'Yesn't'", gained nearly 17,000 signatures in just one day. On Reddit, it circulated in the subreddit, /r/dankmemes, where redditor reposted a screenshot of the Yesn't petition to the subreddit, gaining over 31,000 points.

Q1: "You want to go out for pizza later?"

A1: "Yesn't."

Q2: "Ur mom gay."

A2: "Yesn't u."

Yesn't by William Martin Joel June 7, 2018

Yessirski 

A longer version for “Yessir”, just a more hip & cool way of saying it.

Did you guys get the shoes?
Yessirski.

Yessirski by Oksheed September 15, 2020

New Year's Gong 

Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.

"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."

"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."

New Year's Gong by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012

Oh yeah yeah 

A magic force that compels 9 year olds to changing their profile picture into a weird looking man wearing shades.

Oh yeah yeah

Oh yeah yeah by jdm89 January 25, 2019

Yeraldin

An amazing girl. Smiles all the time whether she is happy or not. Laughs alot. Usually very pretty. Is worth waiting for, fighting for, and most of the time some men dont deserve her. She is very friendly but can be quiet and shy around peole she doesnt know. A very trusworthy person. Keeps her promises and doesnt reveal your secrets. An awesome friend. Loves to party and have fun. Prefers being called beautiful rather than hot or sexy. Loves to cuddle. Would rather you tell her the truth than to lie or keep things from her. Prefers to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts. No matter how hurts she is she always manages to force out a smile. Has a great personality. Very smart but can act like a total air head sometimes. The cutest person ever. She is a wonderful person. ♥

Yeraldin is an amazing friend. :DD

Yeraldin by mmm196 August 14, 2011