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Friend 1: "Are you some sort of idiot?"
Friend 2: "Yesn't"
Friend 1: "Oh never mind"
by Sylvaeon May 16, 2018
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Yesn't is a contraction of "Yes" and "Not", effectively meaning "No".

Robert Funk posted an outdated definition of "Yesn't" in 2008, citing it as an ambiguous "yes" or "no", a maybe or perhaps. However the word has gained popularity in the past month, (as of 5/18/2018,) in addition to Non't.

A petition, "Change the word 'No' in the English language to 'Yesn't'", gained nearly 17,000 signatures in just one day. On Reddit, it circulated in the subreddit, /r/dankmemes, where redditor reposted a screenshot of the Yesn't petition to the subreddit, gaining over 31,000 points.
Q1: "You want to go out for pizza later?"

A1: "Yesn't."

Q2: "Ur mom gay."

A2: "Yesn't u."
by William Martin Joel May 18, 2018
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The alternative way of saying no. Makes you sound like a complete shithead though.
Dave: Wanna go to a party?
Jim: Yesn't
Dave: what
by Lil Bungus July 20, 2018
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Satirical synonym of the word "No" which gained popularity due to a petition started in May 2018. The petition supported changing "No" in the English language to "yesn't."
It's a simple yes or yesn't question.

Would you like some liver? Yesn't thank you.

Yesn't collusion!
by Dongjun82 May 17, 2018
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