san jose guy

A chump who enjoys GFE make out sessions in the front room of local strip clubs. He also enjoys Hungry Man dinners while sitting in his footy pajamas in his mother’s basement. A victim of brain erosion due to chronic masturbation.

I just enjoyed a great San Jose Guy experience! My cock is sore, and my tongue is burned (from my Hungry Man dinner), and my mom is upset because I got jizz on the mashed potatoes.

by Cashman1234 October 29, 2017

Jenna joseph

A woman who needs to be protected at all times and she is the sweetest

Jenna Joseph is my everything

by Shaynichelle August 1, 2019

Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

san jose

1. The 10th largest city in the United States
2. The third largest city in California
3. The largest city in the Bay Area
4. A city founded in 1777
5. California's first civilian settlement
5. California's first state capital
6. Population estimate: 945,000 (April 2006)
7. #1 technology enterprise as the heart of Silicon Valley
8. Attractions: Happy Hollow Park & Zoo, Raging Waters, Winchester Mystery House, Children's Discovery Museum, San Jose Museum of Art, The Tech Museum and much more
9. Local sports teams: San Jose Giants, Earthquakes, Sharks, Sabercats, Spiders and Stealth
10. Venues: Center for the Performing Arts, HP Pavilion, Mexican Heritage Plaza, Montgomery Theater and much more
11. Local Newspapers: San Jose Mercury News, Evergreen Times, Willow Glen Times and much more
12. A City well-known for being a culture melting pot

Friend: Hey Rachel, when are you going to come back to San Jose?
Me: Soon don't worry, I'll never forget my roots.

by Rachel Perkins April 24, 2006

Josée

A very beautiful girl, extremely attractive. Very funny and tons of fun to be around.

Josée is a swell girl

by Niktik February 3, 2010

jossop

sauce or gravy - usually savoury

Do you want some jossop from the stew over your rice?

by Deborah Schummer June 12, 2008

jose ayon

Very handsome. Fun to hang out with. Athletic. Loves to be with his friends. Good head on his shoulders. Outgoing. Ladies man but if one girl gets ahold of him, she will have his heart forever.

girl - i like you a lot, you just don't understand

jose ayon- well tell me then :)

by His true love <3 November 9, 2012