sex fail

1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion

2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through

3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it

4)see ruby shotgun

1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail

2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?

Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat

Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!

Alex: d

3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?

Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals

Anthony: SEX FAIL!!

by BLKEAGLEKREW December 9, 2008

failol

This term is used when describing the act of laughing out loud at someone who has just "failed", or done something or said something wrong that merits laughter. The word is a combination of the word "fail" and the internet term "lol" that stands for "laughing out loud". The word is pronounced fail-oh-el. However, this word is not to be used in spoken conversation, it is only appropriate when typed out in some kind of internet message.

*Jimmy stumbles over his words*
You say: FAILOL!
*Jimmy says something stupid yet wity*
You say: FAILOL!

by fishbm May 15, 2008

EPIC FAIL!

A failure of EPIC proportions.

Announcer: "And he...DROPS the ball!"

EPIC FAIL!

Man: "Oh no i just came!"

EPIC FAIL!

by Lavander Goons May 15, 2009

Mythbusters fail

When something fails in a spetacular way that usually only happens when induced by the TV show Mythbusters.

That top fuel dragster's engine didn't just blow, it exploded like a bomb. It was a total Mythbusters fail

by Cloudchaser Sakonige May 13, 2010

fail

n. One who consistently does not achieve success.
n. An even that does not achieve success.

What? You lost. You're such a fail.
That game was an epic fail.

by kyle2 November 21, 2007

fail

A verb that can be used in conjunction with any action, policy or position of the Bush (43) Administration.

Most historians agree that George Bush has failed in his duties as President in all possible respects.

by GIJoe October 1, 2007

failonaut

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010