Fail

Adj. The New Jersey Nets

Look! It's the New Jersey Nets. Fail.

by Gonzo44 April 11, 2010

epic fail

See Windows ME, Uwe Boll, Tim

One epic fail is the worst OS ever coded, one epic fail is the worst director to ever film, and the biggest epic fail is the worst person to ever live.

by zsta2k7 March 2, 2008

epic fail

Cheering for the underog in a sporting event and actually thinking they'd win.

Raiders fan: Dude the Eagles blew that game against the Cardinals on Sunday!
Eagles fan: Hey at least my team made it to the championship game!

Epic fail to both fans.

by CozNY January 19, 2009

Fail

Fail is derived from an old video game that was originally made in Japanese and then translated (poorly) into English. When the failure (game over) screen appeared in English, it would say:

"You fail it!"

Fail means to suck, to not succeed, or to be horrible at something.

"You bought a cassette tape? You fail."

"You missed a hit at point blank range? EPIC FAIL!"

by MiketheBrawlfan September 21, 2009

Fail Boat

A common reference to the boat "The Titanic."
basically, the word means any floating object that was clearly poorly designed, causing it to fail.

Example:
"Here is your fail shipment: One Fail Boat."
"Oh, you mean the one made out of lead?"
"Yep."

by Mr Awesomesauce March 10, 2010

Epic Fail

Something that failed so criminally, that it is considered tragic and inescapably humiliating to the fail-er. Good for a laugh, though, and often times enjoyment is found out of making fun of it.

The literature that was the fourth book in the "Twilight" Saga - "Breaking Dawn". The epic fail of Breaking Dawn succesfully caused pandemonium of the highest caliber to befall the entirety of the Twilight fandom.

by Fiyera February 24, 2009

Whale Fail

when someone says something that is just so "mind numbingly vile and reprehensible yet stupifyingly unfunny and embarresing" they get something even worse than a "Facepalm" they get a Whale Fail

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Boy: Why do Negro people smell like gorilla feces?

Boy 2: You sir deserve a Whale Fail
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by delusion72 July 9, 2010