Gay-crease

1. A gain of gay by misspelling common homophones (such as too, to, two; there, their, they're; etc.)

2. a loss of heterosexual points

3. any act that may result in ridicule of being a faggot

Jack: While there on the rotisserie roastin' there balls off, I will kick their dicks
Ryan: Wrong "there". You just had a gay-crease

"yo that faggot ho creamed some gay-crease on his "theres".

by GoatNoises September 18, 2009

Creamsicle

A man who is receiving oral sex (a blowie), upon jizzing, throws up upon the girl's head at the same time. The mixture represents the mixture of a creamsicle.

Dude, so I was gettin' blown and as I came on her face I puked on her too... Looked like a creamsicle!

by Pod425 February 16, 2010

crease

A very fat sweaty individual who's body is covered in creases

Ricky is a proper crease.
Eww wot a horrible little crease.
My mate was Pesting sum smelly creaser last nite.

by hitmanhopkinz March 9, 2008

CreaseMaster

Ones real father

Thats my daddy. He is a creasemaster.

by chinminhfin August 31, 2003

creative financing

When a high ranking businessman uses the company's expense account for a night of drunken debauchery.

Where that mysterious $200 disappears to when the boss goes on a "business trip".

by anon June 15, 2004

creative financing

To acquire cash for fly gear by trickery or thievery

I needed new shoes so I busted out some creative financing on my bitch ass moms

by s June 18, 2004

create-a-space

When the parking lot is full and someone (you?) parks at the end of the row, creating an illegal space.

The parking lot was full, so I had to play create-a-space!

I had to do a 15 point turn in the parking lot to get around this idiot who decided to play create-a-space.

by excellent driver March 31, 2009