Condom

A tampon for men.

Use protection. Use a condom

by Apachi IV June 21, 2016

condazzled

The state of being confused and dazzled at the same time

Jerry was condazzled when he was told he won the lottery

by Boom46 January 4, 2017

Condom Break

A child who was conceived accidentally.

I hear Toby is a condom break.

by 1Step Above Trailer Trash February 22, 2017

Condom

A condom is a very special piece of plastic wrap that keeps a women from getting that white stuff.

I would prefer he rather not use a condom just so we can have very kinky sex.

by Suck a very large dick February 5, 2018

condomism

The ones belief to commit adultery, safely by using latex wrapped around thy knob penis.

Person 1: Do you have a firm belief in condomism?

Person 2: Yes I do believe in condomism, i think that is the efficient way to commit adultery.

by Efan.35 May 17, 2018

Condoms

A protective barrier that can prevent pregnant and std's. puts you in 18 years of pain if it breaks.

If you don't want kids or a bad infection, wear condoms.

by BETTS SEAL! December 27, 2018

Condom

A creation that was first made out of animal bladders to rubber latex.
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world

A: Hey dude,,, My wife says she wants to have sex
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!

A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by YourGranmaIsPolysexual January 11, 2022