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classic Pele

means when you fuck a teenage boy and pay him for sex with new IPhone
Don't you have a cheap new iPhone? I am going out with my cousin, and I will do classic Pele.
by Pelemaker April 5, 2024
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Classically Based

A person who is openly racist, and unashamed of that fact.
That man isn’t just racist, he’s classically based
by Frederick Grumbledink September 13, 2022
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classic

Something that big companies like to ruin.
Guy 1 - Hey did you seen that panda twerking with little girls on Cartoon Network yesterday ?
Guy 2 - Yeah,they totally ruined my childhood classic!
by ad48 August 12, 2016
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Hop on classic collections vc

Rough sex with men including massive dildos and cock sucking
Cosmic: Hop on Classic collections vc (pls i want anal i want big fuck me in ass plzplz)
by thecrusaderman August 2, 2021
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Zoe Classic

If a guy/girl is in a relationship with someone but cheats several times and dumps him/her after a month
Paul: Yooo did u see Leonie getting rizzed by Lukas even tho she is in a relationship.
Maxi: Yes i totally saw that she is doing the "Zoe Classic"...

Mario: Yoo did u saw Lorenz yesterday he rizzed up a girl do you think he is doing the "Zoe Classic" again?
Paul: Maybe.
by RizzingMan November 19, 2023
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Classic Sonic and Tails dancing

A meme that started off good until a kid called Yaseen Ajina milked the fuck out of it. At this point, it is no longer funny because of his milking.
Person 1 : Why aren't people using the Classic Sonic and Tails dancing meme?
Person 2 : A kid milked the shit out of it.
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guild classic

The act of acting like a sandmonkey doing following day to day activities:
- touching the genitalia of the opposite gender without consent
- secretly sticking your erect Corpus spongiosum up the opening of the rectum to the outside of your homies body
- filming the opposite genders gluteus maximus
- kissing your homies
- being charming
- asking girls if they are as perverted as you are
- non-consetualy touching Femella mammary gland
I am guild classic
I was classical
I am guild
by tiggamigga March 20, 2024
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