Health Class

The most self-explanatory class you'll have in high school. There are only a few key things that you need to remember:
1. Don't have sex...or you die!
2. Don't drink...or you die!
3. When a girl and a boy love each other... they FUCK!
4. STDs are diseases that just keep on giving
5. When someone's horny, they FUCK themselves or somebody!
6. The menstrual cycle is when a girl/woman/female teacher of yours is very bitchy and is "riding the cotton pony."

"Hey mom, I had a great time in Health Class!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, it was awesome! Our teacher taught us how to fuck one another in the corner, butt, vagina... oh, it was awesome!"
"I hope you had fun, Johnny Boy!"
"I sure did, mom. Now, let's fuck some more!"

Isn't Health Class great?

Health Class by WhatTheFuckMan?! January 16, 2011

Speech class 

Possibly the most demoralizing class you'll ever take in high school.

Student1:I hate speech class.

Student2:Yeah I know what you mean. It's possibly the most demoralizing class I'll ever take at high school.

Student1: Just thinking about it makes me depressed.

Student3 who loves speech class: .....(Oh wait, this person doesn't really exist because no one loves speech class)

Speech class by EEEEthan May 13, 2007

Math Class 

A synonym for nap time.

I fell asleep in math class.

Math Class by OhMyGosh...................... June 28, 2011

Girlfriend Class 

A Girlfriend Class is the easiest class in a game. The class you get your girlfriend to use when she wants to play a game with you, because it's the only way she'll be any good.

Did you hear? They're adding a 5th class to Borderlands 2 called Mechromancer, it's such a Girlfriend Class.

Girlfriend Class by Zorthax January 25, 2013

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class! 

what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class! by Collloser The Typer Boi January 5, 2021

Big Bacon Class 

Derived from the video in which David Hasselhoff eats Wendy's (possibly a Big Bacon Classic) on the floor, drunk. Used to describe an incredibly trashy, yet commendable act; classless.

"Did you see that Hoff video on youtube?"

"Totes. That, my friend, is big bacon class."

Big Bacon Class by nateyroth September 17, 2007

Allans blender class 

Litty awesome
SO COOL
THe best
Awesome

You are such a allans blender class person

Allans blender class by YourMomGeiy January 5, 2020