Pissed Clean Off 

The state of mind in which the person that is pissed is so pissed off that he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, trident, grenade, pipe bomb, mace, pastry blender, wood chipper, road sign, crow bar, nail gun, turkey baister, dental floss, circular or chain saw, blow torch, or a mexican for hire; and use them to exact punishment on the perpatrators.

"Meeker once got drunk and tried to rape me and my mexican...we were Pissed Clean Off".

Pissed Clean Off by Lindsey Rowles May 13, 2005

The Clean Sweep 

Where on a night out, one of your mate is about ten times as wasted as everyone else and ends up starting on someone / being started one, being a dick, acting like a douche, sleazing on birds, gurning and is a total embarrassment to be seen with...

Mulvaney was absolutely wankered and got The Clean Sweep for the third week running...

The Clean Sweep by Michaelsweep January 19, 2009

compton clean-up 

when a bitch is giving you head and you skeet in your hand and the slap her in the face with the same hand

i gave that slut a great compton clean-up last night, it was all over her face afterwards

compton clean-up by Mr. Compton March 24, 2004

rocky mountain steam clean 

To deposit feces or semen on a woman's tits, then clean it off with a stream of piss

"I gave the whore a Cleveland Steamer, then finished her off with a Rocky Mountain Steam Clean. She only charged me fifty bucks."

rocky mountain steam clean by Vegan Carnivore September 5, 2006

Mr. Clean

To squirt one half bottle of dawn dish soap into your ass and fart it out all over your lover.

I Mr. Clean'd that dirty hoe!

Mr. Clean by T-rav93 August 16, 2014

dirty clean 

If your house is dirty clean that means you hid the worst of it. It's still filthy... you just can't tell right away.

Dude, I can't see the bugs and mold anymore but I still want to disinfect everything before I touch it. It looks clean, but I know it's still dirty. It's dirty clean.

dirty clean by laura rules wyoming January 16, 2011

fake clean 

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

fake clean by GlazeHer June 18, 2016