Boobs

Boobs, Noun. - Mountains of Happiness

Her mountains of happiness (boobs) make my pee pee tingle

by the sexual harassment panda August 3, 2012

boobservation

The inability to look at a woman's face while speaking to her.
OR,
The intense desire to seek out and look at human (esp. female) bosoms.

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, honey. I suffer from boobservation.

by Jammd June 19, 2011

Boobs

One of the many things women get in a divorce. Usually Wrecked.

Wow you kept your boobs!

by Crabsinmypants July 19, 2012

Boobs

Things that people glorify way too much.

"Damn, that chick has amazing boobs!"
"Who fucking cares?"
"Any straight guy, ho!"
"Sigh... What am I to do with you?"

by WalaChris April 27, 2014

Boobs

Plump jiggly succulent spheres on a woman's body , that are absolutely a distraction, they jiggle , bounce , and have pointy bits that protude out ofv them , those are called nipples. Boobs love to be sucked, snuggled and playEd with of course!

Kate today was wearing no bra , her nipples were piercing through her shirt as her boobs jiggled through the hallway . Kate rushed to the bathroom and I snuck in , she took off her shirt and it revealed two big mammary glands . She massaged them with pleasure and rubbed her pussy that was soaked.

by Belfieiwjc8qo3 May 21, 2018

great munich boobs

when you are in a hotel in munich, germany, and a girl is shitfaced and she flashes the entire room, after asking who wants to see her tits

hey, those were some Great Munich Boobs last night at the party!

by Arroneous July 18, 2008

boobsack

A fictional term simultaniously invented by my brother and I that was used to try to embarrass our younger brother. Neither of us had ever used or heard of the word, but when saying obscenities to our younger brother, we both said this word at the same time.

Hey Dan! Penis! Vagina! Boobsack!

by gare April 6, 2005