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Pineaples

You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineaples wrong. Apparently you're not the only one.
Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me or I'm gonna make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"
by jesterdust March 14, 2024
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Pineaples

You fucking dumbass, you spelt pineapples wrong. And apparently you're not the only one. What has the world come to? Is it all over? IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE?! 15 YEARS OF TRAINING ARE PAYING OFF!! TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING!!! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE, MAKE LIFE TAKE ITS LEMONS BACK! EAT LEAD, SUCKERS!!!!!
Mother: "Honey would you like some pineaples with your dinner?"
Son: "Don't you mean pineapples?"
Mother: "Don't talk back to me I'll make YOU mean pineapples"
Son: "What the fuck"
by jesterdust March 14, 2024
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pineapple

someone who claims to be "hard as fuck" but is just a huge softie on the inside. (hard on the outside, mushy on the inside)
i used to be hard as fuck, but this girl turned me into a huge pineapple
by maddawg0888 April 9, 2011
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Pineapple

A word used in a public place, such as work place which deals with customers. The word is said loudly enough in response to seeing/serving a hot guy so your co workers can hear you and then go on to check him out. This word is used because while it is random, it is still less obvious than just saying 'that guy's hot'.
*employee serving a line of customers, when a hot guy proceeds to counter*

Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!
by Artist of sandwiches July 14, 2011
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Pineapple

"I just had a bowl of pineapple."

"Hey guys, I just bought some pineapple. Want to share?"

Or simply, "Pineapple :)"
by pandabear112 September 24, 2011
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Pineapple

That pineapple just stole my iphone. He's from Hempstead, NY
by candiman87 December 6, 2011
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pineapple handle

A large ponytail on top of the head, looking remarkably like a the top of a pineapple. Considered to look 'handle like' for oral sex.
by anonymous323232 September 25, 2012
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