Bacchuitus

Bacchuitis is a common ailment resulting from excessive consumption of ethanol. The word is of mixed derivation, combining 'Bacchus', Roman god of wine and intoxication, and 'itis', Greek suffix for inflammation. Symptoms vary widely, but usually include the sensation of a swollen, hyper-sensitive cranium.

On the phone to work: I won't be in today - the doctor said I have Bacchuitis.

They say it's not contagious, but I caught a bad case of Bacchuitus last night.

by bisfikisme November 21, 2017

bacherlory

Home decor that is obviously designed for a single masculine male.

Wow that room is really bacherlory!

by LightningLovesThunder December 18, 2017

bachelor's cuppa soup

When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.

Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.

Pete- On yer own again now then?

Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.

by gimpshoe May 6, 2018

Bachink

bachink is a mixture of baboon, chimpanzee, and orangutan. (The K at the end is for the umph it needed)

Alessandro is suck a fucking bachink

by rosas muertas May 17, 2018

bachata call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine bachata dance liaisons on an ad hoc basis.

-OMG girl guess who called me out of the blue late last night wanting to come over my house?

-Who?

-It was jo! Girl I haven't talk to him in weeks, but I let him come over. It was a total bachata call, but it was fun! I learnt so many new steps!

by jo fara May 28, 2018

bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018

bacchante

1. A priestess, or votary of a female Bacchus.
2. A drunken female reveller.

Shiv was in this, just as he was in everything else, a remnant of a past age; Shiv had merely been transformed into a bacchante!

by Football69 February 27, 2018