Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

by Pagan Marbury September 21, 2005

Thong

Type of women's underwear. Comfortable, even though it doesn't seem like they would be. A turn on for most guys, sometimes to the point they will put yours on themselves, because they won't get any until they do and dance around.

Haha, i made my ex wear my thong.

by SexxKittenn January 18, 2010

Thornaments

Thornaments are Christmas tree ornaments that stab you while you are hanging them on your tree.

Where's Jay? He's at the E.R. He had a really bad thornaments accident while trimming his tree.

by Askthe BeerGuys December 22, 2010

Thong

to be not as good as a g string.

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

thoink

An unusually long hair follicle. Often found in unusual parts of ones body where other hairs are not found. If it is with other hairs it is found growing in the opposite direction. Thoink sizes can vary from 2 to 3 inches.

"Gee Mike, take a look at that thoink on your back"
"Ian come over here and let me pluck that thoink, I can't bare to look at it any longer!"

by Wayne Schmokamond December 29, 2007

Thoinks

Slang for "thanks" or "thank you". Invented by a very odd group of young men in Southern California who toured throughout the United States with independent bands.

I made $1000 dollars in Vegas THOINKS!

Variations: "Thoinkity" or "Thoink"

by Betamax DC November 4, 2008

b.o.b.-a-thon

b.o.b.-a-thon: when a girl comes home from a hard day and takes a nice long bath, then proceeds to have a marathon session with her favorite vibrator. Includes multiple orgasms over a 2-3 hour period.

Sunshine: So what'd you do last night, Katie?
Katie: I had a b.o.b.-a-thon, and I feel so much better today! I was at it for like three hours! Six orgasms and no stress today baby!

by KatieZ1983 October 25, 2008