Rosetta Stoned

1: Being so high that you begin speaking another language.

2: A song by the Progressive/Psychedelic Metal band "Tool."

Guy 1: What's your favorite Tool song?
Guy 2: Rosetta Stoned

Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Hola senor.
Guy 1: Are you Rosetta Stoned again?
Guy 2: Si.

by lmperfect October 19, 2016

Stoned

Being stoned is a term overused and misunderstood in the smoking (bud)
community. Being stoned is not a difficult task, but it cost about 40
dollars(around here things are expensive) and a nice hitting glass bong.Pack
this bowl pretty good. I personally have only been stoned once, but it was so
worthwhile
that I wanted to write a definition. Anyway, being stoned feels like you have
everything in your body weighted down by stones. (so stoned)Its incredibly
pleasurable just sit and stare blankly into space. You can hear people talking
in the background but its just a distant hum. Food tastes absolutely fantastic.
Moving, even though it is hard, feels so incredibly amazing. I was talking to my

friend, and was at the point of slight room-changing. I kept on imagining my
friend was George Bush. That was odd. At it was a little like teletubbies land
but then i would refocus my eyes and it would become real again. And i was so
stoned that I didn't realize that the tv show i was watching was in Spanish. I
took about 7 big bong rips out of my friends 3 footer. I was rendered pretty
useless, so I wouldn't recommend getting stoned and then driving.

So go out there, go get stoned, and respect the good green herb :)

I have only been stoned once, but it was way better than being high.

Derek and I got stoned off his bong and three grams of weed.

Stoned Can also mean to get rocks thrown at you by rioting villagers, but that
is way to violent for a stoner.

by CaliStoner420 February 18, 2009

Food Stoned

The feeling of being "high" after eating a large meal, one that is usually very delicious and satisfying.

Kamal - "Oh man, that shit was bangin."

Casey - "...Huh? I blacked out for a second... I'm sooo food stoned."

by LeenieKeatzz October 8, 2008

Rosetta Stoned

Side effect of spending too much time using your Rosetta Stone software.
Symptoms are similar to that of smoking a generous amount of high quality marijuana.

After three hours of learning Japanese on my Rosetta Stone software, i was so Rosetta Stoned that I ate a whole pizza and passed out for 12 hours.

by Self-absorbed Mannequin January 27, 2009

stone butch

n ~ Most masculine of the Butches - may pass as male without actually trying. May identify as transgender, that is identifying outside of the gender usually associated with females. Does all or most of the above in masculine gender expressions. May or may not be sexually aggressive. Will not be made love to as one would a "woman". Will have questioned their gender at some time in their lives. Will not be totally comfortable with their female body. May think of Butch as a separate gender from man & woman.

by dijjn June 4, 2003

stone age

The age when people walked everywhere and didn't remove trees from the forest.

We're all doomed.

by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003

stone cold fox

Someone who happens to be gorgeous and hot.

Me: Wanna know who is a stone cold fox?
Chick: Sure.
Me: Eric fucking Halvorsen! Also known as Halvo.

by Mrs. Halvorsen July 20, 2009