Friend: I can assure you, I;m going to block the sun's rays!
You: It's already been done. You're just Simpsoning.
You: It's already been done. You're just Simpsoning.
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Fun fact: This song is a remix of the song "Resonance" by home.
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When you search your name on urban dictionary and you just see simps writing paragraphs about someone that has the same name as you.
Emma searches her name on urban dictionary because she is bored and the definitions are just simps talking about how much they love people with the same name as her
by Liedownonabed April 2, 2024
Get the Simps mug.An individual whose sexuality is defined, not by another person's sex or gender; but by the other person's inclination and ability to simp/cater towards the simpsexual individual's unique personality, traits, and desires.
Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.
The counterpart to a simpsexual individual, is a simp individual. Similar to how the counterpart to a narcissistic individual (simpsexual) would be an empathic individual (simp).
Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.
The counterpart to a simpsexual individual, is a simp individual. Similar to how the counterpart to a narcissistic individual (simpsexual) would be an empathic individual (simp).
Santiago: "You are not the problem, Marissa. Mylo is just a very self-absorbed guy! He is a narcissist; a simpsexual. If you want his attention, you are going to have to pander to his needs more; engage within those intricate topics which he's passionate about. I know this, because I am a simpsexual myself!"
Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"
Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."
Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."
Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"
Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"
Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."
Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."
Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"
Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
by Y2$ɘ7eN January 6, 2025
Get the Simpsexual mug.simpuis is a word used to call out usually a male for "simping" on a woman. The word simpuis means that the man is willing to do anything for the woman in exchange for their love and affection. A man that has no more backbone because it was tore out and now he’s the bitch.
by DarealWS May 14, 2025
Get the Simpuis mug.1: Synonym for the word "GOAT", which stands for "The Greatest Of All Time".
2: An Awesome Individual who shares a great musical ability despite being extremely humble.
2: An Awesome Individual who shares a great musical ability despite being extremely humble.
1: John is such a humble individual!! He is totally Simpson Zhao!
2: Henry is so good at Piano!! he sure is Simpson Zhao on the piano
2: Henry is so good at Piano!! he sure is Simpson Zhao on the piano
by Jamesyuan111 August 12, 2025
Get the Simpson Zhao mug.The tactile feeling a cat or animal creates when being held by its owner causing said owner to talk in a baby voice to their kitty cat or animal like a little baby thus creating a simpsation because of how cute and cuddly the cat is when being held softness is a key factor in this feeling we get as humans
Girl 1 oh my God your kitty cat Lucy is so cute I just want to hold her and squeeze her and pet her
Guy 1 yeah she does that to a lot of people I guess you could say she creates a real. Simpsation lol
Guy 1 yeah she does that to a lot of people I guess you could say she creates a real. Simpsation lol
by anonymous November 23, 2025
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