sex
a sin.
I donno man, my parents didn't have sex to make me (they told me so) because it's a sin. I was gifted to them by a magical penguin.
sex by imkindalosingmymindlmao August 17, 2020
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Charlotte: so babe, how’s your day been?
Steve: Ahh, not so good.
Charlotte: why’s that?
Steve: My Roblox account has been ban for 28 days.
Charlotte: Come on. That’s not something to mourn over.
Steve: (while crying) Your don’t understand my anguish!
Charlotte sees the pain in Steve’s eyes. She then gets a brainwave, and a lightbulb lit up in her brain.
Charlotte: (while gently caressing his penis) How about I’ll cheer you up?
Steve: please don’t. I’ve already came 6 times today to put my mind at ease. I don’t need you doing it.
Charlotte: It doesn’t hurt to cum once more does it? Don’t worry, I’ll make you explode twice in a row if you want. (While slowly unzipping his trousers)
Steve thinks about what she says and for a brief moment, makes his mind and says: “alright! Let’s do this”.
Steve aggressively rips charlottes shirt off as she pulls his trousers down and off. She gently kisses his 1.465 inch penis as Steve contemplates his choice of saying yes since he already ejaculated 23 minutes ago. Nevertheless Steve gets hard and horny as charlotte starts stroking his dick slowly and she gradually increased the speed to a moderate level. Steve is enjoying this as all his roblox problems goes away as he edges closer to sexual climax. Charlotte notices Steve’s face starting to build up and moans as Steve reaches sexual climax and ejaculates with intense euphoria pleasure in his facial expression and keeps cumming.
Steve: Ahh, not so good.
Charlotte: why’s that?
Steve: My Roblox account has been ban for 28 days.
Charlotte: Come on. That’s not something to mourn over.
Steve: (while crying) Your don’t understand my anguish!
Charlotte sees the pain in Steve’s eyes. She then gets a brainwave, and a lightbulb lit up in her brain.
Charlotte: (while gently caressing his penis) How about I’ll cheer you up?
Steve: please don’t. I’ve already came 6 times today to put my mind at ease. I don’t need you doing it.
Charlotte: It doesn’t hurt to cum once more does it? Don’t worry, I’ll make you explode twice in a row if you want. (While slowly unzipping his trousers)
Steve thinks about what she says and for a brief moment, makes his mind and says: “alright! Let’s do this”.
Steve aggressively rips charlottes shirt off as she pulls his trousers down and off. She gently kisses his 1.465 inch penis as Steve contemplates his choice of saying yes since he already ejaculated 23 minutes ago. Nevertheless Steve gets hard and horny as charlotte starts stroking his dick slowly and she gradually increased the speed to a moderate level. Steve is enjoying this as all his roblox problems goes away as he edges closer to sexual climax. Charlotte notices Steve’s face starting to build up and moans as Steve reaches sexual climax and ejaculates with intense euphoria pleasure in his facial expression and keeps cumming.
Sex by Chinese man= big dick September 14, 2020
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sex by lauraisawordsienctist February 18, 2008
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One night when I got home Amanda was on the couch with nothing on but a red lace bra and thong she said "Do you wanna have sex" I was so excited I immediately stripped down we went into her bedroom then on her bed. I started to kiss her passionately while kissing her I took off her bra massaging her boobs she broke off and started eating me out it felt so good I started moaning and groaning in pleasure. I got out some handcuffs and handcuffed her to the bed. I sucked on her nipples biting her a little, then I started eating her out ( I loved her pink pussy) she cummed all over me I licked every last bit of it. Then it was her turn she handcuffed me to the bed. She ate me out I cummed all over her she put my cum on my boobs liking my boobs. She uncuffed me our body's grinding on each other. We fell asleep her boobs touching mine her pussy touching mine. BEST SEX EVER!!!
Sex by Bestauthorever May 19, 2018
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Sex: its this thing that has become meaningless to people over time; the act or acts of consemation between "partners" or "lovers" commonly between two people, those being a male and a female, but in some other cases "sex" can include more than just two peoples... but thats a whole other fucked (ha, se what i did there, "fucked" 😂) up thing called "group sex" or more commonly known as an "orgy" which is the act of four or more people fucking (or more complicatedly, having sex) in the same room often "tagging off" and switching partners (these get togethers can also be more commonly reffered to as "swinger parties")... which if im being completely honest here, are kinda fucking (i did it again😂, dying inside send help please) weird and often smell like some fuckin sewer ass or some shit, but yeah basically thats only a small portion of sex rounded up into this long ass paragragh that i cant seem to end. I almost wonder if its the ADHD... wait what is this i here... you guys dont know what ADHD is? Well basically ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) is the best thing ever cause one idea sprouts out into another idea and then that idea sprouts out into another idea, and then that idea into like 3 or 4 different ideas and its fucking great... untill the doctors start persribing a bunch of random shit to you to see what will help you be more fucking "normal" like seriously what the fuck even is normal and... wait what were we talking about?
Damnit Aaron this is why you take your fucking adderall, cause when you don't you start giving weird fucking definitions to things like sex...
sex by raypec.adderall.kidd September 17, 2018