Santa's definitions

smileynev

The frothy by product of anal sex. Also see santorum.

Drool Boy's penis was covered in smileynev after a night of wild lovemaking to Desslock.

by santa December 23, 2003

owtf

the alternate way of saying Oh, What the fuck?

Person 1:owtf, you did not get get pwnt.
Person 2: Yep, I got PWNTZ.
Person 1: Go pwn yourself, n00ber.

by Santa October 14, 2004

Crasian

1. A crazy asain
2. A not so popular snack made from combining rasians and cranberries.
3. A person made by combining Asians and cranberries.
4. Wu.
5. Chen.
6. Tentacle Rape.
7. I enjoy cake.

Wu sure is a crasian!

Whoa! That sex was craisian!

I've made the perfect new human. I call it...Crasian! A cranberry flavored Asian!

Cake is good.

by Santa November 20, 2003

Bro

A brother, or close firend

Mat is my bro

by Santa July 1, 2003

houston3

not available.
word can only be used with owns and can be positive only.

houston3 owns ......
or
houston > *

by Santa June 4, 2003

spam

spam stands for
Stupid
Pointless
Annoying
Messages

"I spamed the perverts the other day, and now they're really pissed off!"

by Santa November 13, 2002

Neawn

Neawn, a termed used to insult a young 16 John Kennedy.
The reason for this word's creation was derived from Cletus the slack Jawed Yockel from the simpsons. Since young John is quite unwealthy, he isn't john anymore but Johnny!!!!

Neawn be poor
Johnny!!! take off ur pants!!!
Neawn, income Neawny!!!

by Santa December 22, 2004