Justice-shopping

Shoplifting or looting while black.

- Target employee: If you don't stop shoplifting I'm going to call the police!
-Ta'Keisha: It's not shoplifting, it's justice-shopping! BLM! Reparations now! No justice no pea... (being taken into custody)

by Urbanitito September 7, 2023

2nd Column Shopper

When someone shops based on the price alone instead of the actual item they are buying, derived from the fact that most websites, menus and whatnot lists their price on the 2nd column. In other words, either a cheapskate or automatically assuming the most expensive option is best (open to interpretation).

1. "Mary only bought a side of eggs because it was the cheapest option on the menu, and she's still hungry. What a 2nd column shopper."
2. "Mike just got $100K car, but completely ignoring the fact that it has the reliability of a heroin junkie having withdrawal. Gotta love people who only look at the 2nd column!"

by edw007 January 23, 2019

Online Window Shopping

the process in which you go to online stores and save pictures of clothing that you want to your picture files.

this process is usually done by people that have no money

Jen: do you want to go shopping

Angelina : Nahh i spent all my money on KFC so ill probably spend my night Online Window Shopping

by illstephen March 4, 2012

Knee Stopper

The act of pulling apart your butt-cheeks and putting them on a knee while you have violent diarreah. The knee will block of the diarreah and make it fly in every direction.

One time, when I was little, I was sitting on my my mom's lap and I accidentily gave her a Knee Stopper. Whoops.

by Octavio Hermendez November 5, 2006

Sloppy taint

A vagina with extra long unsymmetrical labias that are covered with an oily, greasy white residue. Normally noticed after extensive sweating from having sexual intercourse.

For instance, "Maurice only speaks to females or transgenders known for having sloppy taints."

by Marurice's Geppetto January 26, 2009

Sloppin the Sauce

to ejaculate all over ones face leaving them drenched in seman.

Doug: "Hey man, we missed you last night, what happened to you?"

Chuck: "Sorry bro, I was sloppin the sauce on Jenny's mom.

by Jennys Dad June 19, 2009

Sloppy Betty

(i) noun. Where the act of ejaculating inside a woman is immediately followed by a fanny fart, the resulting mess is referred to as a Sloppy Betty.

(ii) a person who commits the above.

(iii) verbal noun. The act of doing the above.

"I bust a nut inside her and by the time i'd rolled off her she queefed and did a Sloppy Betty all over the sheets." or using the verb: - "she Sloppy Bettied the sheets"

"Look what you did you dirty skank whore, you are such a Sloppy Betty"

by jizzyBT August 21, 2009