unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

by xruser May 19, 2022

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Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds

Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

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Kanye's Anti-Semitism

Was the most benign shit you could ever even imagine. Half of it was lauditory. Half of it was persecutory IN HIS DIRECTION. Seriously, you are the most self-righteous people on the fucking planet. Were DOES your delusion of moral superiority come from? Seriously! I just- I'm just curious. Because I know the religious come from their reality monster but uppity white liberal women I'll never know. You're worse than the zealots with that shit.

Hym "Kanye's Anti-Semitism is fine."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

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unsalted saltine

a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.

“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”

by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024

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