scampi minge

Scampi Minge is an extremely pungent smelling gash, axe wound, minge, foo foo, vajayjay, snatch etc...

Apologies there's no way I can go down on you tonight you have a serious case of scampi minge

by Ginger creepy Tash July 25, 2023

I/ME/MINER

A person who is only interested in him or herself, devoid of empathy, or concern for others, or, for the environment, i.e., as long as I get what I want for me and my family . . .

Usually a very shallow person, whose every wish/need is fulfilled instantly, if possible, regardless of who/what is damaged in the process. These people are thoughtless and grasping, use the words "like", "well, actually" in every sentence, and can be found driving 15 miles over the posted speed limit in a 6,000 lb. SUV, while talking on a cell phone and eating, because they are late.

by S D Observer August 16, 2005

bald headed miner

an erection. Plain and simple.

John pulls a fitty, takes her back to his flat and introduces her to his 'bald headed miner'.

by Cecil Squeezepipe October 3, 2011

Hydraulic gold miner

A partner eats a can of corn whole , no chewing the night before having sex. During sex this partner proceeds to take a dump on their other partners chest. After taking said dump partner A then stands over partner B and pisses hard all over the turd , revealing the mother load of gold/ corn!

The hydraulic gold miner is my girlfriend favorite thing to do after eating corn at the family barbecue

by That Hiking Guy July 14, 2022

Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.

1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...

by Cruned November 29, 2022

You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.

person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!

by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023

barbie’s minge

Something with a particularly difficult or troublesome mode of entry.

Gentlemen, make no mistake, The Castle will be heavily guarded. I warn you now, it will be like getting into Barbie’s minge.

by Deodenatus July 16, 2023