humping the elephant

Taking satisfaction or delight in calling attention to the elephant in the room. Sometimes kissing the elephant

She got so drunk at the party she started humping the elephant

humping the elephant by ABK from J&K July 5, 2008

humping 

1) the act of rubbing on or against another person's body.

1) The boy jump on his mate and humped him crazy.
2) The girl bent down on all fours and allowed the boy to hump her crazy.

humping by Anonymous June 8, 2003

Humptiness 

1. Noun-the state of being like Humpty Hump
2. Noun-greatness

Peace and Humptiness forever

Humptiness by gerardiswiggidywack July 25, 2004

humpage 

sexual mileage, sexual longevity

"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.

humpage by tastefullysmutty March 5, 2009

humpty dump 

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass

I just took the runniest humpty dump

humpty dump by techstep April 22, 2006

my humps 

The epitome of hypercommericialism and product placement.

"My Humps" mentions many products: Seven Jeans, True Religion, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Donna Karan...and Cocoa Puffs...It also has product placement in the form of jewelery and cars.

my humps by Shaniquababe June 23, 2007

Engelbert Humperdinck 

Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Dorsey; 2 May 1936) is a British singer who became famous internationally during the 1960s and 1970s

Famous for his hit songs-

"Release me(And let me love again)"

"There goes my everything"
"The last Waltz",

and much more.

Most people/adolescents never heard of him and his songs.

2. Wha'cha listening to?

1. Im listening to Engelbert Humperdinck.

2. Wtf is that? A sex move?

1. *Face palm

Engelbert Humperdinck by The Forsaken Wolf Godfather. November 29, 2010