Half-Assidly

Doing something in a half-ass manner.

Because rob tied his shoes Half-Assidly he tripped and fell on his face.

by dmoney1225 November 8, 2009

halficle

The result of a company's attempt to reduce office space they occupy by squeezing their employees into smaller offices or cubicles, often half the size of their previous one. A halficle is a half-sized cubicle.

To save money, our company downsized everyone's cubicles to halficles. Jan is only 4'9" and she can lay across her halficle work surface and touch opposite walls! Our new halficles are so small, I can reach over and answer my neighbor's phone without leaving my chair!

by Loquacia January 27, 2010

HALF PAST BEER

THE TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE DRINKING, USUALLY EARLY EVENING. (SHORTLY AFTER BEER BEER THIRTY)

GUY 1: "BRO! ITS BEER THIRTY! LETS DRINK!"

GUY 2: "DUDE, YOU'RE LATE... ITS HALF PAST BEER."

by MuseOne March 29, 2010

Hagofsky

An amazing group of people that everyone envies for their good looks and attractive personalities

Look at those cool people over there, they must be Hagofsky's

by FL0WERP0WER November 1, 2010

Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.

"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.

by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011

Half-dash

To dine at a restaurant, displeased with the service/food and peace out paying only half the bill.

"This food sucks, but we ate it all.. Let's half-dash"!

by crazyfooc September 29, 2011

Half Tasking

What really happens when people attempt multi-tasking. The quality of every task is nearly cut in half usually leaving the quality to crapmanship. Half tasking is dangerous to your professional and personal life.

When you are attempting to engage someone in a conversation while they are preoccupied with other tasks.

I was totally half tasking when I was talking to my buddy and texting my girl at the same time.

by cscottsy December 2, 2011