grandmas gumbo

A term used to describe the vagina of an extremely promiscuous older woman.

I must say that your grandmas gumbo is the spiciest I've ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Grandpa's Sleepytime

Three to Five shots of vodka, 20ml of NyQuil (preferably cherry), and an energy drink of your choice (Nos, Red Bull, etc.)

Man, that Grandpa's Sleepytime had me on my A game.

by poppa eddddd March 2, 2011

Grandpa Daddy

Man old enough to be a Grandpa, that has a new baby of his own.

Daryl is a Grandpa Daddy, he and his younger wife is having a baby.

by mimmMMIKEOWR MIKE August 25, 2018

Grandfather cock

When you search up 'Grandfather clock' but accidentally forget the 'L' and boom you get here.

iy mate, i wazza gonna bye me Pap a grandfather clock but accidentally searched 'Grandfather cock'! help me pls bro

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 23, 2018

grandpa's cough medicine

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.

"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

by Nick D May 19, 2004

grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by Running out of patience February 5, 2007

grandpa's guitars

A term used in the show Metalocalpyse on Episode 1.4 (Dethtroll) by Toki and Skwisgaar to describe old-fashioned, ancient, out of style accoustic guitars- which according to them, should be avoided at all costs because they're apparently for pussies and grandpas. It can be used in the singular and plural sense, due to its pseudo-Nordic roots.

Murderface: What are those wooden things? Chairs?
Barkeep: They are acoustic instruments.
Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?
Skwisgaar: A grandpa's guitars? That's for pussies and grandpas. I think you know it.
Barkeep: It's your only choice, I'm afraid.
Pickles: Whoa, this is a tough one guys.
Nathan: Pickles is right, we have a tough choice. Playing acoustic is totally lame and not metal. But then again, if we don't put that troll back to sleep, we may never be able to check our e-mail with high-speed DSL again.

Toki: THE GRANDPA'S GUITARS ARE SMASHEDS!!
Skwisgaar: (referring to lake troll) Dudes, here comes that guy!
Nathan: Wait! The phones! Use the Dethphones! Throw them at that guy!

by VioLush May 20, 2007