9 definitions by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺丂卩卂匚乇匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭

Grandfather cock

When you search up 'Grandfather clock' but accidentally forget the 'L' and boom you get here.

iy mate, i wazza gonna bye me Pap a grandfather clock but accidentally searched 'Grandfather cock'! help me pls bro

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺丂卩卂匚乇匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 24, 2018

Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺丂卩卂匚乇匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018

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sicko chode

When you have a dick that is big enough to be, but small enough as well, a chode. Basically the perfect chode. Very few people have them, some are xxxtentacion, Micheal Jackson, Enzo Ferrari, Pepe, and, of course, Stan Lee.

"Young flame he a sicko chode"

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺丂卩卂匚乇匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 26, 2019

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Cunny funt

A nicer way of saying fucking cunt. Mostly used instead of mad lad or other terms. Highly recommended if you want to make friends.

Shane Dawson: ay nigga, whats your cat up to?
Person #1: nothing much...
Shane Dawson: can i rape it?
Person #1: what a cunny funt

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺丂卩卂匚乇匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 26, 2019

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Chromium

1) The worlds worst bloody browser
2) Normie porn

E-tard: I use Chromium for my porn!
literally everyone: GET OUTTA HERE YOU BLOODY NORMIE!!!!! SSSSSCCCCCRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺丂卩卂匚乇匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018

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White Girl

A typical Caucasian female that some even have the nerve to depict as a human being. They tend to say words similar to; "like" "umm" "gurl" "sc" "starbucks" "bubble tea" "James" "James Charles" "James Chargles" and other shit. The are always horny for James Charles and can't wait for him to release his sex tape. They typically get boned by big black men, and enter the world of prostitution at age 12.

Girl 1: "Like, umm, this is boring gurls, lets head home and get fucked by some big black faggots."
Girl 2: "Yeah like umm well like yeah my white girl"

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺丂卩卂匚乇匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 24, 2019

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