murderface

(v) To accomplish a task that would normally require hands with your penis, in the style of Dethklok bassist William Murderface... Murderface... Murderface

Hey, did you see him murderface that bass solo?!

murderface by Timmmaaaay January 21, 2008

William Murderface

The self-hating bass player from the band Dethklok. He plays a Gibson Thunderbird Studio 5-string and his bass playing is usually mixed out completely. He speaks with a heavy lisp.
Murderface's father killed his wife with a chainsaw before turning it upon himself in front of Murderface in a grisly murder-suicide when he was a baby. He also has an extreme hatred for Dr. Rockso.

William Murderface: "I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants. That's what I did today"

William Murderface by Krazy Riddens October 15, 2009

murderlated 

to destroy something to a point where it cannot be fixed

I murderlated my Xbox controller by accident.

murderlated by Doctor Hatchet June 19, 2007

Resting Murder Face 

When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.

Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he's going to kill that kid?

Girl 2: Oh he's ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn't actually angry at all. He's probably pondering football schedules.

Resting Murder Face by Errkah November 11, 2013

Peruvian Murderfat

Fat harvested from tourists by Peruvian jungle gangs to be sold on the black market for cosmetic products. Allegedly goes for 60k a liter.

How do you keep you skin to look so youthful?
I only wash my body with authentic Peruvian murderfat.

Peruvian Murderfat by [COD] The Shiv November 20, 2009

murderfuck 

1. noun: A rape and murder committed essentially as part of a single criminal event

"She's Dead. They found her naked in a dumpster with a lot of semen in her vagina. Looks like another murderfuck."

murderfuck by Phil_INTJ December 7, 2006

Murderate

To brutally slaughter an opponent - generally used in reference to video game violence.

We just murderated those n00bs!

Murderate by Fyr3fly January 5, 2017