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Jeep Grand Cherokee tsi

The godliest jeep ever made, its a beast, can go anywhere you want it too, runs best after 200,000+ miles.
THIS BITCH WILL GO ANYWHERE.
Tom drove his manly Jeep Grand Cherokee TSI through betty's house, luckily she was only killed by the aura from the presence.
by Jeeperz March 16, 2009
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Alaskan Grand Slam

The act of sodomizing two children at once while fellating a dead penguin.
John Cena is the only man to have performed an Alaskan Grand Slam.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 1, 2008
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we wuz grand dukes n shiet

A phrase used to poke fun at those who adhere to the ideology of Litvinism, an often disputed theory which postulates that modern Belarussian people are the real founders of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and that the modern state of Lithuania is made by "Zhamoit Farmers" and stuff along those lines

this phrase is obviously taken from the quite similar phrase we wuz kangs n shiet just like definition
A: Shut up Zhamoit, Belarussians established the GDL

B: "we wuz grand dukes n shiet"
by xenoprobably September 19, 2022
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Tom "Grand Masta Flame" DeLonge

Guitarist/Singer of the band Blink 182. Tom is crazy in love with Mark Hoppus.
"Wow, did you hear Tom "Grand Masta Flame" Delonge talk about how great Mark is in bed at that concert?"
by Kristin March 21, 2005
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Digital Grand Canyon

The Digital Grand Canyon refers to the gap between American citizens:

*with effective access to digital and information technology versus those with very limited or no access at all and/or

*with sufficient and proper resources, training and skills needed to effectively participate as a digital citizen versus those without and/or

*with the desire and mindset to embrace digital citizenry versus those without and/or

*with sufficient english language skills to effectively participate as an american digital citizen versus those without

Applying the 80/20 rule, there are 50 million american citizens in the digital grand canyon. Not a laughing matter, these citizens do or can expect to experience a lesser quality of american life, as more international and american businesses, and even federal, state and local governments, more growingly rely on providing online services, which can be much less costly to the organizations, than those provided by brick and mortar, telephone call center, and other facilities.

The term global digital divide refers to differences in citizen access, compared among countries.
Some examples of use of digital grand canyon:

Florida is full of people in the digital grand canyon, driving around wasting time looking for the best early bird special, when they could have just looked and found it online.

With a data plan, your phone can help you over the digital grand canyon, to online register your kid for town sponsored soccer.
by Stevewithmpa December 9, 2010
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pity grand

1. The thousand dollars given to people on Wheel of Fortune who don't solve any puzzles.
2. Any reward, award, or recognition going to someone in a competition who has not actually earned it.
The boy who placed last in the competition got a "participant" trophy as his pity grand.
by gtricky May 12, 2014
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Casa Grand Chocolate Hand

When a man uses his hand as toilet paper, then uses the chocolate doo-doo butter as lube to give a Tug job in a rest stop bathroom.
I had to use the restroom on the way to Phoenix, but I wound up getting a Casa Grand Chocolate Hand! It was a WINN-WINN!
by Gaysofthunder69 October 23, 2015
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