by MingALing10 March 10, 2021
Get the Fast mug.Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher
by Doctor W October 26, 2011
Get the Salem Fast mug.A syndrome in which when you type too fast, You'll begin to miss spaces, letters or any other key. It can be acronymized into "FTS"
I accidentally wrote "Bamtan" instead of "Batman", Looks like my FTS (Fast Typing Syndrome) has got me!
by Spark the Electric Jester September 9, 2025
Get the Fast Typing Syndrome mug.Like water fast but without water or any liquids usually a term used by anorexic communities and is dangerous as it’s dehydrating
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Get the fast freezy mug.jaylen said lisa was “slow” when she asked “what is obamas last name” , but no lisa is insecure about her slowness so therefore , she is fast.
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