Conferned

The state of being concerned and confused at the same time.

Me: *is in a questionable situation*
Me: I am so conferned right now...

by mystical bean November 11, 2018

conference stall

That one stall in the bathroom where that one person takes conference calls

That dude was in the conference stall again this morning. His coworkers must think he's the shit.

by version mismatch December 19, 2018

Confusex

Philosophical sex guru

I have a new mantra during sex after meeting with a Confusex.

by TobiaSH January 4, 2019

conflarting

The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.

I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.

by That's Baloney May 29, 2019

confissues

suffering severe confidence issues. only your maturity and your trained voice of reason saves you from hating.

"i have a case of confissues"
voice of reason: "mate, you need to translate the love you have for others into the same love you have for you."

by Krkič June 3, 2019

Confrorrow

Not an actual definition but a word that I created to use to describe the/a situation when/and/if I borrow something without asking, so where you steal something but intend to and eventually return it.

I Confrorrowed her make-up.

You can't just go around and Confrorrow stuff left and right just because you're going to eventually return it!

by Sage Hansen June 4, 2019

Confuzeld

The word you use when your teacher asks you a question you don’t know and the only word that comes to your mind is confusion but you want to add some style 👑

Teacher: what is hard math plus hard math?

Me:..................

Teacher: what is it!

Me:IM CONFUZELD!!!!🤯

by Birdie_lizard March 25, 2019