Comey'd

When your path to imminent victory is detoured by an over zealous attention seeking "wanna be".

John was one line away from sealing the deal with Celeste when Bruce stepped in and comey'd John with a lie of an existing girlfriend.

by UrbanCareless May 9, 2017

comeyhomey

When your friend says he'll lie for you and then his conscience gets the better of him.

Dude, you said we was cool! No one would find out, but, now your pulling a Comeyhomey?

by Butch Plees May 14, 2017

commy fam

derived: communistic family

A family in which everyone is equal; all is one, one is for all, and everyone looks out for each other.

Jerry: Man I love my family. They look out for me when I’m down, and I’d do the same for them.

Tom: Looks like you’ve got a commy fam!
Jerry: Oh yes, that

by Narbear1224 October 29, 2017

Companion Couch

A super-comfy couch, with an in-built phone charger.

Is that a Companion Couch? That couch is completely rad!

by givesies February 22, 2018

compact titties

It's when you're not really sure if she has big titties or if they just look big because she has a small frame

Friend: "Bro, I'm not sure if she has big titties or not? It could be because she's hella tiny."
Me: "I wouldn't say that they're big but there nice for her body. I would say compact."
Friend: "That's a good word for it bro. Compact titties! You should add that to Urban Dictionary."

by Ayewavybaby March 7, 2018

Companioni

An interracial male forged by ash and sand, also known as ash knee.

A Companioni just came out of the volcano.

by SugarDaddyXXX June 9, 2018

Chompy

A baby human, or squirrel, with large squishable cheeks

In addition to his long eyelashes, little baby Henry had very chompy cheeks.

by axlotlasaurus June 11, 2018