cool_rat.gif

A popular gif circulating the internet portraying an overweight man having forced intercourse with a hopefully dead rat.

Bro, did Jimmy send you cool_rat.gif yet? I've masturbated to that shit at least 5 times today!

by Shrektum February 2, 2021

cool_turtle.gif

Predecessor of cool_rat.gif, this is a gif involving a man somehow capable of fitting his flaccid penis inside of a live turtle, he then proceeds to have forced intercourse with the poor thing as it struggles to get away.

I caught Ethan fucking the turtle again while he was watching cool_turtle.gif on the family laptop!

by Shrektum February 3, 2021

Coocamiene

1. (KOO-KAY-mean) Useless; in the sense of politics

1. "BAAH! The US government turned into a bunch of coocamiene.

by NoFear14 March 14, 2021

Cookin

When a musician or group of musicians are so intuned , tight and in the groove.

Man , that band at the bar last night was seriously cookin!

by Donkikongdick June 17, 2021

Coochie Hit

slang for STD test results

"I can't fw her unless she got her coochie hit..."

Guy 1: Yoooo did you just leave ...'s house??
Guy 2: Yea, why?
Guy 1: Broooo she had something a while back...did you ask her for her coochie hit?
Guy 2: No! What's that??
Guy 1: For some test results...
Guy 2: Ohh okay yea I saw the coochie hit!

Girl 1: I just got my coochie hit, it went well!
Girl 2: At the doctors???
Girl 1: Yesss where else would I go?
Girl 2: Uhhh...home?

by e2known November 23, 2022

Coors Banqski

Simply a different name to call a Coors Banquet. Essentially combining the words "banquet" and "brewski" together to make a cool name for the beer.

Guy 1: Hey, bro, what's your favorite beer?

Guy 2: I really dig Coors Banqski, bro.

by DawgMan May 7, 2023

semi-cool

Something that is cool, but not entirely cool. Some would says it's aight

-Dude, check out my new furby it records military data...
-That's semi-cool.

by jeffba September 4, 2008