Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on

My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night

by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013

office bladder

A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.

Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'

by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014

Roadtrip Bladder

Being able to hold it for long periods of time.

"do you need to use the restroom?" "naw I have a Roadtrip Bladder."

by Daten-Shi May 12, 2015

salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

by Farquard October 28, 2015

Bullet blender

It means that your answer was hard or sometimes could be rude.

Boyfriend: I'm bout to go running. Do you wanna roll up after?

Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-

by Calypsoul99 June 7, 2016

Binge Bladder

When a show is so good you forget to take a leak when you're in the middle of a Netflix or Hulu binge.

James: "Pause it I gotta take a piss"
Alexandra: "No the episode just got good"
James: "Pause it, I've been holding this binge bladder since the middle of the last episode"
Alexandra: "Fine I'll pause it...I just realized I gotta piss too"

by iCoerce September 17, 2016

Beauty blender-ing

Beauty blender-ing is a phrase invented by the beautiful Youtuber and glam-girl Amber Scholl. Beauty blender-ing means that you are blending your make up with a beauty blender.

She is beauty blender-ing her makeup to the gods!
Oh, she need to do some beauty blender-ing.

by Amber Scholl admirer. March 1, 2017