Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake

"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021

How to annoy the nice teacher

You bitch. You absoult slut. Google it, pyscho. I am NOT giving answers to that, dumb fuck

You: searches "How to annoy the nice teacher"
Urban dictionary: You bitch. You absoult slut. Google it, pyscho. I am NOT giving answers to that, dumb fuck

by Snitches get Stiches😡 March 8, 2022

teacher

a person that gives head due to the fact that knowledge and head are 1 in the same...teachers give knowledge to their students

I heard that girl is a good teacher, she loves givin out knowledge

by E Bailey December 28, 2005

teachers pet

where u ejaculate in the class rabbits water bowl and wait for him to drink it. usually performed by a black person who cant get none

tolu gave smarties a teachers pet and now smarties is dead cos tolu had aids

by James Connor August 13, 2006

teachers' conference

An annual event in most educational jurisdictions, ostensibly for the presentation and discussion of educational research developments, and to satisfy educationists' professional development requirements. However, the true function of the seminars, held over weekends in five-star hotels, is to foster an atmosphere of intellectual curiosity, to kindle group learning experiences, and foment pedagogical stimulation between teaching colleagues, away from the constricting influence of family, work, and routines.

Judith paused and turned to stare at a sparrow fluttering under the eaves outside the window. She could not remember how many men were in the spa bath that night in her luxury hotel suite on the last night of the teachers' conference, her memory of the watery group encounter was just a champagne and cocktail-fuelled haze. All she knew is that now, four week's later, the pregnancy test was positive. How could she explain things to her husband? They hadn't had relations for years. Were there five men, or six? That ancient bearded professor had been at the back of the queue, she remembered that...
"Miss, oh,Miss.." one of her literature students calling out snapped her out of her reverie....
What the hell was she going to do now?

by _The Secret_ April 15, 2020

Teachers Pay Teachers (TpT)

Teachers Pay Teachers is a website your fat ass teacher goes to when he/she are too busy (LAZY) to develop their own work or assignments to fail students on purpose.

Teacher No. 01: I am so busy right now that I don't have time to create unit worksheets for mine students.

Teacher No. 02: I feel you... You know that is why I go to a website called "Teachers Pay Teachers". It is the best thing ever created for teachers like you and me.

Teachers Pay Teachers (Tpt) an online store that helps teachers fail their students by not providing an answer key for assignments.

by Edwin G.A. December 10, 2018

Teachersexual

Teachersexual is a sexuality where you are only attracted to teachers or ex teachers

Jay - "I've been attracted to Mrs Paige for a while"
Greg- "oh dude you might be a teachersexual"

by Lord Kimmy April 30, 2021