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urban dictionary

1: A place to post slang that isn't on the dictionary.
2: A place where teenagers post definitions of sex moves that they have probably have not done before.
3: A place to insult bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, so #4'ers could see them.
4: A place to look up the definitions of your favorite bands, movies, tv shows, computer brands, brands, products, websites, etc, only to get a barrage of shit definitions that #3'ers post.
1: hey what does bootylicious mean? i guess i'll look it up on urban dictionary. hey what does

2: hey lets make every word on this damn site related to a sex move. let's make "bowel movement" the name of a type of sex move where you {this and that and this and that}.

3: hey, i fucking hate apple, why not let out my anger on ud? hey, arrested development is the worst fucking show in the world, why not let some steam out on ud?

4: hey, i fucking LOVE apple, why not look it up on ud? hey, arrested development is the best fucking show in the world, i'll look it up on ud!
by isurelikefruitpie December 4, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

Where sex is related to the word you looked up at least 95% of the time.
Jon: I bet you can't find a word on Urban Dictionary that isn't related to sex!

Spencer: You win.
by Spence751 January 3, 2013
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Douchebag pricks that only publish stupid definitions of gross and disgusting things instead of things that actually have meaning.

LONG LIVE CHLODAN!!!!
Person 1: Oh you sent a definition entry to Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm really excited for it to get published!
Person 1: Oh don't get your hopes up, unless it's about ejaculations or girls pole dancing in the most whimsical ways, it won't get published.
Person 2: Oh, I doubt it!
~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~
Person 2: Wow! They really didn't publish it!
Person 1: Those damn Urban Dictionary Editors! We should start a boycott!
THE REST OF THE WORLD: YEAH!!!!!!!
by SUKMIBAWLZ March 31, 2013
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Urban Dictionary

One of the most amazing and terrifying places to visit on the interwebs
It not only defines almost any word you can think of, but it does it by real people and in the most amusing (and terrifying) of ways.
Person 1: I went on Urban Dictionary today to look up a word
Person 2: Yeah and?
Person 1: It was scary... and I got sidetracked... and it was fun... but I never actually got the definition I was looking for
by Ariel White June 24, 2013
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urban dictionary

a shitty ass website that attempts to define what cannot be defined or is on some level or form "unacceptable;" ironically, the editors define the definition of shit.
People at Urban Dictionary are hipsters.
by 17UOENO17 December 17, 2013
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Urban dictionary standards

1. something managed primarily by urban dictionary editors, not really any set of policy.

2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".

3. synonym for inexistence

4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one
My definition of boner garage is totally gonna go down well with those urban dictionary editors, it's up to the urban dictionary standards.

My definition of antidisestablishmentarianism was denied in place of a contribution about eminem's wang. #urbandictionarystandards

Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.

My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.
by whatsitooyah April 28, 2014
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Urban Dictionary

Why are you looking up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary
by Redsoxsuck04 August 21, 2014
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