Samsung Notebook

A piece of shit laptop.

Poor guy: I have a Samsung Notebook!
Me: Here’s 20$, you’ll get something better with that.

by SamsungNotebookHater April 29, 2022

Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.

When running a marathon avoid Lotus Notes after the first ten miles.

by Ginni the wretch June 28, 2022

slacker notes

When in class looking like you’re taking notes but you’re dozing on purpose. Not like Sleep notes, where you fall asleep while trying to take notes. With Slacker notes you have no intention of taking notes, just catching up on sleep.

Bro, Professor Smith is so boring, I just take slacker notes.

by Partsdriver July 17, 2022

Red Notebook

The wretched notebook that ruined many friendships due to a single slanderous note about an innocent individual. Often associated with timbits, volleyball games, and pizza sharing. It’s a curse to read anyone’s personal diary, as it may include lies about you…

“The red notebook curse is real! You must never read anyone’s diary. It may come with many hardships and false opinions of you or others.”

“I’m tempted to read that red notebook, I’ve seen the owner write that they hate me multiple times, I’m curious but I shouldn’t. It may make me despaired.”

by Ethan Tang stan (NOT Ethan) April 24, 2023

Black notes

Salary or wage thats paid off record to avoid income tax or to fit into a tax bracket

My boss didn’t doesn’t give me a salary, he just pays me in black notes

by anon6958 June 26, 2023

DDX Notes

DDX: Where 'D' stands for dazzling notes, 'D' for dynamic discussions, and 'X' for the extra boost to your study experience! DDX is not just a platform; it's your study sidekick on the journey to acing exams. Dive into DDX, where learning meets laughter and notes are as cool as the 'X' in our name!

Studying without DDX Notes is like navigating a ship without a compass.

by Faironic November 20, 2023

the notebook

BEST MOVIE EVER

(girl): OMG I love the notebook!

by queefshanda December 7, 2023