Dad Poo

That distinct smell of a bathroom that is left only after your Dad or any Dad takes a dump in it.

John your shits smell like Dad Poo

by slice267999292 January 19, 2012

dad milk

semen from a father, older man, or a "daddy" BDSM daddy/littlegirl or babygirl relationships

this morning i drank a fresh shot of dad milk

by shirley53578 June 12, 2014

dad jeans

Any pair of men's jeans that are not *skin fucking tight*, which makes getting into and out of them feel less like rubber gloves, and more like clothing. Regular (non- dad jeans) tend to accentuate the bulge and cause chafing.

My balls are chafed. I need some dad jeans.

by Sticknit2ya February 9, 2017

Dad Shit

When a shit exceeds 20 minutes to complete. Comparable to how an average American Dad shits.

Damn dude, we’ve gotta go to the mall to meet up with Jessica. You’ve been on the toilet for like an hour and 15, you always take these dad shits, bro!

by PierzPressure June 17, 2019

Dad Limb

a phrase generally used in southeastern North Carolina as an alternative word to 'damn'.

I can't lift this DAMN box!

I can't lift this DAD LIMB box!

by purple_crow March 8, 2011

Dad's 22

The gun that you threaten everyone with.

Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up

Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro

by MW2 Freak December 15, 2011

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012