Country Broad

A female that is less respectable than a women but more respectable than a hoe that lives in the country side.

That cowgirl from the bar was a country Broad that drives horses.

by City Broad November 16, 2018

countrycide

Unfortunate circumstances brought about in conjunction with going to the countryside or dispatching one to the countryside.

"Brought a city-slicker up the Oregon Trail last month and he didn't make it." / "Dang it Dutch! You gotta stop committing all these countrycides!"

by ClickityHack February 2, 2019

Country Bitty

A Country Bitty is a Bitty that's is a country girl.

Look at this Country Bitty riding her horse.

by UWRF Pitties September 2, 2019

Country Cousin

A distant cousin or relative with an unsophisticated backwoods and sometime incestual outlook on life. Typically acostumed to spending more time socializing with livestock than people and their social skills are indicative of this.

Britney Lane is my country cousin she keeps a rooster in the house because she refuses to buy an alarm clock.

by 🤔🧐🤣😂 September 20, 2019

Country rat

A person who's very country but lives in the city.

JAMIE your such a country rat

by Bri🐀-aka: Applesauce lord November 21, 2019

Country gravy

Male and female ejaculation mixed together from sexual intercourse of siblings or close relatives.

Did you see that girl over there? We made some country gravy this morning

At the family reunion is prime time for country gravy

by Ralf1 August 20, 2020

country music

Music that when it's played backwards (the only way anyone can stand listening to it), you get your dog, wife and job back.

Damn. I hate country music.

by Anon135813 October 12, 2020